Meanwhile, off the internet.
Not even gonna try to catch up on tumblr
Things I did this weekend:
- Drank too much.
- Ate too much pizza.
- Saw Nobuo Uematsu.
- Played Star Trek Pinball.
- Saw Nobuo motherfucking Uematsu.
- Did shots with a mostly naked pokemon cosplaying girl.
- Saw NOBUO FUCKIN SHIT GOD DAMN UEMATSU.
- Played the weirdest convention set of my life.
- Hung out with the artist formally known as WTsnacks.
- SAW NOBUO FUCKIN UEMATSU.
- Drunk dialed tumblr user fraujager.
Let’s talk about how sad you are that you aren’t me.
Thoughts.
Too Many Babes
Just too damn many.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout:
“Parris, are you ever going to stop putting asian chicks on like…everything?”
… and I’ll look down and whisper:
“No.”
- Toshia: i'm trying to think of a suitable reply
- Toshia: but i'm like tired and not thinking very well
- Toshia: it's fine, you're drunk, i don't need to smooth-talk you
- Parris: yeha just go bluntly
- Parris: im vulnerable
- Toshia: you might be less vulnerable if you drank some more
- Toshia: just an idea
- Parris: ahahahaahahah
- Toshia: just throwing it out there
- Parris: i cant drink anymore im OUTH
- Parris: WOUT
- Parris: OUT
- Parris: ugh]
- Parris: fuck
- Parris: GOD DAMN IT
- Toshia: HAAHAHA
- Parris: shhh shut up
- Parris: shut up
- Toshia: drink more
Funny thing I just remembered.
In elementary/middle school I had a friend named Tony who was fairly good at drawing. One day we both saw a kid wearing a BIG DAWG’s shirt that basically replaced all of the characters from the then very popular Batman and Robin with dogs. We then pretty much immediately started brainstorming a comic book entitled ”BATDAWG” that would basically play out the entire film except with dogs. Since he could draw, and I was fairly witty and could remember the lines from the movie a little better, I became the head writer and he became the artist. The system we had set up was, I would tell him what scenes we should do, he would draw the comics at home, then bring them to school where I would write in all of the dialog. We made I think 20 issues ranging from Batdawg and Robin (robin was still a dog) to Batman Vs Mortal Kombat, to Batdawg and Leon Kennedy save Racoon City. We also did a special Batdawg Beyond story where Batdawg was killed in a massive explosion and was replaced by a younger sleeker dog.
So basically for a little while we were totally the Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale of prepubescent underground comics.
So like, I reached a point earlier today where I was frustrated by 4 reblogged pictures of leggy girls in a row that I wanted to like but couldn’t because I did already.
I did it, you guys.
I reached tumblr singularity.